I wrote this during the Breitbart/Weiner days of vaudeville. My April Fools piece
It may become one of those historical events which will pass like a kidney stone with a lot of pain and noise soon forgotten. I am talking about the recent events of one Mr. Anthony Weiner and his sexcapade which seems to have brought large sections of our small-minded country to their knees. Far as I am concerned I would prefer to not hear about other peoples proclivities and deviations. Not that I believe proclivities and deviations do not exist, I just wish people would keep them to themselves.
Evidently Washington DC and the media live in a bubble of selective reality and hype. The revelations of Anthony Weiners penis seems to have taken a conservative right hard on attitude as to what Weiner should do. Weiner’s escapades seems to have been a gift sent from the media gods…. After all how much … Palin, Bachman and Newt and Tea Bag/Koch Brother excrement can one stomach? What war? Who gives a damn about Medicare, surly not the Republicans and sometimes I am not sure about the Democrats?
Having observed the Moral high ground portrayed by people on the right like Andrew Breitbart (Rip) brings a tear to me eye, the fact that Andrew Bereitbart refused to expose the wenier/weiner pictures shows that Bereitbart was a man and a conservative above and beyond the normal lack of integrity and crassness of other conservative Republicans…Bereitbart should become (now) the past guiding poster boy and moral compass for our society. Bereitart had displayed for the right, a prim and proper way of blackmailing without involving money…so much more refreshing blackmailing for the sake of it.
Bereitbart showed an exceptional political savvy exceeding what most Republicans pass for smarts. I hope to see more people with integrity such as Bereitart portrayed, by exposing things so important in the matters regarding society.
A few other people who happen to show integrity and a low road compass of morals of such a higher plain, had crawled out of the woodwork from the Republican ticket side, you know …people like Palin, Bachman or Newt, so far the whole Republican cast,… the warriors fighting for the people, those huddled masses out there… the suffering masses… surly Republicans portray the highest of high ground by exposing the Democrats for their weak character of compassion and even worse something called integrity.
In politics we need more people showing these well endowed conservative quality of dishonesty and moral repugnancy just as Andrew Bereitbart did. Touching our lives and Televisions (but only after applying copious amounts of antiseptic), displaying their pathetic so-called reality.
Many years ago I worked with a person who talked with a lisp after several months of working together, I found myself occasionally starting to pronounce some words with a lisp. My point is… if I moved to Washington and hung around Republicans… I would probably end up being an elephant talking like an ass.