The good old days of Andrew Breitbart and Anthoney Weiner Rip

I wrote this during the Breitbart/Weiner days of vaudeville. My April Fools piece
It may become one of those historical events which will pass like a kidney stone with a lot of pain and noise soon forgotten. I am talking about the recent events of one Mr. Anthony Weiner and his sexcapade which seems to have brought large sections of our small-minded country to their knees. Far as I am concerned I would prefer to not hear about other peoples proclivities and deviations. Not that I believe proclivities and deviations do not exist, I just wish people would keep them to themselves.

Evidently Washington DC and the media live in a bubble of selective reality and hype. The revelations of Anthony Weiners penis seems to have taken a conservative right hard on attitude as to what Weiner should do.  Weiner’s escapades seems to have been a gift sent from the media gods…. After all how much … Palin, Bachman and Newt and Tea Bag/Koch Brother excrement can one stomach?  What war? Who gives a damn about Medicare, surly not the Republicans and sometimes I am not sure about the Democrats?

Having observed the Moral high ground portrayed by people on the right like Andrew Breitbart (Rip) brings a tear to me eye, the fact that Andrew Bereitbart refused to expose the wenier/weiner pictures shows that Bereitbart was a man and a conservative above and beyond the normal lack of integrity and crassness of other conservative Republicans…Bereitbart should become (now)  the past guiding poster boy and moral compass for our society. Bereitart had displayed for the right, a prim and proper way of blackmailing without involving money…so much more refreshing blackmailing for the sake of it.

Bereitbart showed an exceptional political savvy exceeding what most Republicans pass for smarts. I hope to see more people with integrity such as Bereitart portrayed, by exposing things so important in the matters regarding society.

A few other people who happen to show integrity and a low road compass of morals of such a higher plain, had crawled out of the woodwork from the Republican ticket side, you know …people like Palin, Bachman or Newt, so far the whole Republican cast,… the warriors fighting for the people, those huddled masses out there…  the suffering masses… surly Republicans portray the highest of high ground by exposing the Democrats for their weak character of compassion and even worse something called  integrity.

In politics we need more people showing  these well endowed conservative quality of dishonesty and moral repugnancy just as Andrew Bereitbart did. Touching our lives and Televisions (but only after applying copious amounts of antiseptic), displaying their pathetic so-called reality.

Many years ago I worked with a person who talked with a lisp after several months of working together, I found myself occasionally starting to pronounce some words with a lisp. My point is… if I moved to Washington and hung around Republicans… I would probably end up being an elephant talking like an ass.


The World Is My Teapot

A friend of mine commented; “I am beginning to believe Government members create most of the crisis they pretend to combat, in order to perpetrate the belief that they are the most necessary of all evils.”… I suppose this can apply to things other than government, crisis as fear comes from government to Religion, to CEO’s, Wall Street, Corporations, the powerful and the huddled masses, a simple fact they all spend a lot of time substantiating their own existence politicians more than most. After all life may be about substantiating ones own existence, apparently some people are so much better at it as they manufacture crisis.

From the elixir of snake oil salesmen to the mob protection racket, opportunistic pandering has no bounds. Look at the web today, we must all purchase and wear software condoms to protect ourselves from fear of catching a virus. A virus which may taint our webby experiences, seems always the lurking virus or the looming Trojan horse hovering over us, fear and threats used to substantiate the dire need of protection. it has crossed my mind, fear and threats could possibly be sponsored by the very condom manufactures themselves, capitalism, government and religon appear to be in cahoots.

I recall the old 1940’s black and white mob movies, where the protection racket mob goons approached a small business or store owner and would say; “nice windows you got there, it would be a shame if someone tossed a brick through them, you need to buy our insurance”. So I cannot help but see the same scenario on my computer every time my condom contract runs out…. “nice computer you got there, be a shame if a virus took over, you need protection”. I find the protection racket scam seems to be surrounding our lives in many different ways.

From what I have read according to an archaeologist, Shamans as the religious leaders, may have been the first protection racket? The hunter gatherers had their shamans and chiefs who claimed to have all the answers about the known and the unknown and as true opportunists Shamans and the chiefs effectively manipulated it for all it was worth, probably helping them have the choice of prime mammoth steaks and choosing from the most beautiful virgins while lounging in a prime real estate cave penthouse. Tithing in religious temples today seems little different. Today of course money is used in tithing instead of giving the usual goats head to the Shaman or a virgin daughter to the Chief, not accounting for choir boys. Shaman and the chief set the rules which applied to everyone; except to shaman and the chief.. You must do this or you will end up someplace most unpleasant, maybe even as the devils dish rag, after all you do want the gods to look upon you favorably so tithe.

Insurance today seems another protection racket, but unlike the threat of a broken leg in order to protect us from goon inflicted smashed windows or broken legs, insurance works on fear of the potential and the possibly like my webby condom, though insurance seems a bit more real then religion and politicks, but without the cement boots, using fear none the less, a fear of not having any. Living in fear promotes a need to contemplate on the necessity of purchasing protection. Medical insurance seems to be all the rage these days, at least for those who can dole out enough goat heads and are able to afford it.

In politics we see a constant introduction of fear, the only protection offered is to vote for the lessor fear. The opportunism and self promotion always bolstering itself by manufacturing opposing fears. Seems one side says we must fear…. fear itself, while the other side points at the fear manufacturers by taking advantage of the same fear.

The notion politicks is an absolute necessity is also one of those self substations of primary social engineering. So polticks never willingly passes into obsolescence, especially since politicians, chiefs and shamans enjoy the best perks civilization has to offer as they constantly create crisis like my condom wearing webby experience pretending to combat a manufactured fear, and offering goon like protection from Trojan Horses, broken windows and the potential fears of fear itself while using fear.

Not so fond memeories

The other day when I had some free time for Reminiscing and after watching what is called News, for some strange reason I recalled the time after Bushes Shock and Awe happened in Iraq… there appeared a deck of cards showing alleged criminals from the Sudden Assume government in Iraq, containing pictures of alleged and apparently already convicted Iraqi criminals wanted by the United States Government. After very little thought, I wondered how we could do something similar to making a deck of cards for alleged criminals in Washing DC, for those naughty opportunists we know so well. Seems to me, we would need to develop an extraordinarily large set of dominoes instead of only 52 lousy cards.
I ask why bother, in a million years, after all the dominoes were taken care of, we would just have to start over and make a new set of dominos anyway?